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| Review Date: August 5, 2009 |
| Reviewer: Mojo, |
At first I admit I was skeptical when searching for a new friend for Barbie, but now I am delighted to have stumbled across such a masterpiece.
The distinction of this doll compared to Ken dolls is astounding. Deluxe Jesus stands a whopping three-quarters of an inch taller than that puny "Go to the Beach Ken" doll. DJ is to Abercrombie as Ken is to Baby Gap. When I stood them next to each other and aimed my personal desk fan at them, Deluxe Jesus stood firm while Ken was swept away. The sun-through-a-magnifying glass test put a hole right through Ken, but DJ was unaffected, as if his own father created the Sun.
The quality of this item is undisputable. It is waterproof and comes with fake bread loaves and fake fish (perfect for fake meals!!) Great for adults and kids alike. Deluxe Jesus: The new Ken. A must buy!! |
Jesus Doll
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| Review Date: October 4, 2008 |
| Reviewer: S. Rhem, |
| My mother's a Bible scholar and she thought this was HILARIOUS! She loved it! Thanks so much! |
great gift for liberal minded folks
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| Review Date: January 14, 2008 |
| Reviewer: J. H. Barnard, Bartlett, Tn |
| Purchased as a Christmas gift for my brother-in-law. Meant to be light-hearted, and for that I think it hits the spot. Several small parts, so be careful around pets and small kids. Enjoy! |
My husband wanted this for years
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| Review Date: December 28, 2008 |
| Reviewer: FloridaChick, |
| Just as promised, no problems with transaction. This is for a collector so will be left in the box, so unable to really make a good assessment about durability. |
Don't Buy This Toy Because of a Guilty Conscience.
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| Review Date: August 31, 2009 |
| Reviewer: Billy Bob McRobert, Al's Trailer Court, KT |
I bought this action figure for my nephew a while back. I been givin him presents and bein extra nice to him, tryin to get him over bein scared of me ever since I snuck into his room one night and dismembered his toy monkey with a kitchen knife (long story ...). He was pretty tormatized by the whole event and I thought givin him somethin to do with Jesus would show him how sorry and refirmed I was.
At first my nephew liked the gift, but it seemed like havin the Deluxe Jesus round his other toys took the fun outta playin. His favorite thing used to be to play with his GI Joe action figures, but after the Deluxe Jesus came on the scene none of his GI Joes would hold onto their little plastic guns anymore. They just kept fallin outta their little plastic hands. I think the GI Joes all felt remoose and guilt for shootin at folks with Jesus watchin. It surprises me that Jesus wouldn't even want GI Joe to shoot at Cobra? If Cobra don't deserve shootin than I don't know a soul in this world what does, but I ain't gonna argue with the Deluxe son of God.
With the fun taken out of GI Joes, my nephew started to feel a little scared and guilty. He felt like he needed to play somethin more wholesome to keep Deluxe Jesus from sendin him to Deluxe hell. He tried playin Barbies with the neighbor girl, but she sent him away real quick. Seems they couldn't figure out anything for Barbie and Ken to do together that didn't feel shameful with Deluxe Jesus watchin. Plus, all the tables and displays in the Barbie mall kept gettin tipped over somehow.
With all the trouble, there were a couple advantages of this toy though. First, I thought for sure those little loafs and fishies were gonna get lost within a day or two, but they're all over the place now. There's gotta be thousands of them strewn all across the trailer. Second, I accidentally cut the ear off of my nephew's stuffed Care Bear that night I snuck in for the monkey, but it was unexplicterably reattached the day after Deluxe Jesus arrived.
I don't know how my nephew's gonna survive the puberties though with Deluxe Jesus in his room. They say kids is healthy if they do some "body exploring" on their own when they start to get the puberties, but I don't see how that's gonna work with Deluxe Jesus in the room. Expecially since he's got them glowin green hands like the emperor in them Star Wars movies. I'd be afeared that the second I started gettin a Deluxe Chubby, Jesus would zap me with some Sith-like electric shock. That's enough to make a fella think a lot about baseball when he's in bed.
I thought I was bein smart buyin the Deluxe Jesus instead of just the regular Jesus. Now they'll probably come out with the Ultimate Jesus and we'll all have Jesus envy again. They can keep the whole marketing machine churnin out Jesus merchandise for years with things like Tickle-me-Jesus, Rebuke-me-Jesus, Malibu Jesus, Baby-Jesus-weeps-alot, Extreme Flavor Savior, The Passionfruit Bubblegum of the Christ, and the Crucifabulous Messiah and his Resurexellent host of angels. I think I'd rather collect the Star Wars merchandise.
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Boring Fictonal Character. Poorly Made Toy
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| Review Date: January 7, 2009 |
| Reviewer: Fleaman, Austin Texas |
jesus is a quite boring character..(there's this guy, calls himself the messiah. says he's the son of god, says he's going to change the world..says he can cure the sick but he only cures the ones he happens to bump into. jesus christ!
he wasn't at ALL original either
come to find out through research jesus wasn't the only messiah back then
in fact there was another fellow named Apollonius of Tyana, whom in the first century was claimed by his followers that he healed the sick, he raised the dead (which necromancy is always cool) he was able to walk through walls in buildings, that he was in fact persecuted for his religious beliefs, he was brought to trail by the local roman courts he was crucified and after he died we are told ascended to heaven and came back where his followers saw him.
this is NOT the jesus story, this is Apollonius of Tyana. who the heck is that?
Apollonius Christ!
hearing that so many other messiahs is weird huh? do some research.. learning is FUNdamental Kids!
also the toy has no movment whatsoever, it breaks easy.. cause its made from cheap plastic.. the paint job is HORRIBLE.. even someone who is just learning to paint figures could give this guy a better paint job... hell there is solid color buddah toys out there with better paint jobs! sad sad sad.. save your money and wait for the satan prince of darkness figure with sacrificing action.. now thats a toy |
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