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Jesus Bandages


Manufacturer: Accoutrements
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List Price: Approx: $7.00

 

Product Description

Ouch! That smarts! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of a designer bandage. And if a fancy bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY! Each 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) tall metal pocket tin contains fifteen 3" x 1" (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm) adhesive bandages and a small plastic trinket to help make even the ouchiest owies feel all better in no time.

Product Details

  • Ouch! That smarts! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of Jesus.
  • Bonus FREE TOY included to take your mind off of the excruciating pain.
  • You're never too old to wear a fun band aid on your boo boo.
  • Latex-free with sterile gauze.
  • Contains FIFTEEN 3" x 3/4" band aids.

Customer Reviews

Cute Idea
 
Review Date: September 30, 2009
Reviewer: Debbie, MO USA
These were a gift for a teenager. A fun way to bandage cuts and scrapes. Rate it a Thumbs Up.
Children like it :)
 
Review Date: August 20, 2009
Reviewer: Om Youssif, Kuwait
When my daughter first saw it she did not stop asking for more, she thought that it might be used instead of lipsticks :)
My salve-vation ...
 
Review Date: February 22, 2009
Reviewer: Steffan Piper, Palm Desert, CA

Protecting myself with Jesus is the only way to cover a wound that may never heal. These little wonders may not raise the dead, but the will stop the bleeding. Well, if it's a scrape. I wouldn't try to re-attach a limb or anything. Wearing them I felt I had special powers and was protected from demons and other evil-on-earth.

Bullet-proof? Nah ... I don't know nuthin' 'bout that, but I wouldn't try walking on water either.

My only question is why aren't these things water-proof?

These go well with the Last Supper Longbox, which will only add to your arsenal of Hell-Fighting accoutrement.

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Adhesive and Spiritual
 
Review Date: July 17, 2008
Reviewer: John Lemut,
Jesus saves... you from infection. Clean that wound and then cover with a Jesus bandage. Take that Band-Aid brand! I don't think God is on your side.

It's a cool tin, too. Bonus!
A bandage only a sinner could love.
 
Review Date: August 27, 2009
Reviewer: Watchdog, Seattle, WA
How dare you! Ye of little faith!

Jesus never bandaged a wound, and by applying these sin-stickers to your flesh you show a lack of faith in Jesus. Jesus and the Power of Prayer are all a true christian needs in times of suffering.
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